Campbell Carolan

The following Fifty Statements should be read to a group of standing participants in a neutral tone similar to that of a spelling bee, leaving an almost agitating amount of dead space between statements as to discourage any narrative associations.

Remind participants that this is not a personality test before proceeding exactly like a personality test: if a listener Agree’s with a statement, they should take a step forward. If they disagree, take a step back. Neutral’s remain where they are.

Begin

I am a competent negotiator

I know what I’m doing on any giving Tuesday at 9:30 in the morning

I take note of recent advancements in fertility management

I think ownership is a rule and not a right

I already have summer plans

I have a wider variety of books in my residence than I do booze

I’m from another country but people have guessed otherwise

I have a little bit more to lose than somebody else tonight

I’m not often required to justify the decisions I make

Being in a long term relationship does not threaten my social mobility

I participate in local or municipal politics and am aware of what issues might affect me

I’ve invested in my personal development to a degree equal to or higher than those around me

Despite my position on gun control, I think I’m a pretty good shot